Here i sit at a dealership bored

Here i sit at a dealership bored.
cyclinder 4 keeps missing hard.
the service manager thinks i am a tool
i think his lazy ass is a fool
i will probably say f it and fix it myself

i bought some fancy warranty
paid through the nose for a useless pleasantry
i was lured in by a cute sales lady
now she ignores me in favour of a computy
this whole racket is a piece of toiletry

damn stealership made me wax (badly) poetic