Stranger looking in my window

We've all watched scary movies, never thought this would happen to me. Live in a quiet area in the country. My wife and I were home watching criminal minds on TV, facing our windows looking outside. Suddenly this muscular naked guy comes up to our window acting crazy. Freaked me out, didn't know what his intentions were. The first police officer arrived alone and wanted me nearby in case he tried to over power the officer. Naked stranger hid behind a tree in my backyard. The officer pulled out his stun gun and suddenly more officers came running to help. The guy that's a white blur in this picture is a paramedic holding up a sheet to cover him up with. I'm guessing the suspect was high on meth and probably drunk. Meth is a big problem here. I worked 5 years in a ER on night shift and remember people on bath salts, sometimes it took 5 guys to hold them down, they get so strong and determined. Luckily he didn't put up a fight. It was our 7th wedding anniversary and thought about going out and seeing a movie, but decided to stay home instead. Won't forget this anniversary!

What in the fuck

Hondaman_MI said:

Won't forget this anniversary!

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Well... given some time, it'll be a great story to tell the grandkids.

"Hey babe... remember when I got you that naked, high dude for our wedding anniversary? Yep, kids. Ours has been a life filled with romance and adventure."

Glad y'all are ok though. We had a dude who would go through base housing peeping around when I first lived in Kingsbay back around '04. Lots of reports of it. We moved to WA in '05.... not sure whatever happened to that guy. I think he kept his parts covered though.

Suspect? How many muscular naked white men frolicked in your yard that day?