I found this on the Internet. I totally disagree with the moron author of this lame meme, but I wanted to share it with y'all purely for educational purposes.
We had a 99 Si, that had a B18C-R engine, and a lot of other mods. She was called "The Beast". She is gone now, on to being and Enduro Car. Thought of just keeping that name, but she should have an original name. Our Gt3 is "Banshee", our C2S is "Magic", My 07 Si is "Jeri", and the Wife's is "PSV" short for Porsche Support Vehicle. Once I get her put back together, I will think of one.