Then I think our cars are brothers. Mine also had the first 2 plus SW update needed because of Engine Idle StopStart issue. I fixed the second one myself, it's a 2 minute job dependingon the source of thenoise.Not usually. However my current Civic I have nicknamed Friday.
1) It suffered from the front sensor in the rain issue.
2) Rapid onset of seat creak.
3) Loss of adhesion on body scuff guard after 3 months.
All corrected under warranty but certainly felt like the car was slapped together on a Friday.
The female voice nagging me about the e brake when I've not pushed the footbrake hard enough also makes think of the AI voice FRIDAY from Iron Man.
i commonly refer to my car as either Civic or Lara and but i never refer to it as 'my car' because Civics pair up far quicker. HAHANot trying to be a schmuck but I name my car after the model. E.g. Civic is Civic, Camry is Camry, Accord is Accord.